Tuesday, July 22, 2014

skuboglesby:

the father, the son, and the (unreal tournament voice) holy shit

lzbth:

this sky was incredible and i was drunk and talking to a cat and it felt magic. imo

Monday, July 21, 2014

condorn:

she sells weed by the seashore

(Source: condom)

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

wolfhoundboy:

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

Also the original video calls- MSN had video minus sound so calling friend on yer mobile and having webcam open on MSN. Ah memories.

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

booksandhotchocolate:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released seven years ago - July 21, 2007.

straightgirl2:

Think this mighta changed my life

(Source: beppski)

secretpapi:

why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.

nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

(Source: thiccthot)

  • boy: we even finish each other's s-
  • girl: steve buscemi

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk