I would take a bullet for garlic bread
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*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
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- Me: "I have a question."
- Him: "Okay, shoot"
- Me: "Did it bug you...not talking to me?"
- Him: "Yes. I couldn't handle it."
- Me: "Good. Me neither."
P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.
Omg why are yall reblogging this didn’t she shoot Drake??
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*Alright 25 here we come*
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I would take a bullet for garlic bread
who would shoot a garlic bread
Cake Boss in a nutshell…
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly
I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor
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